oh my god this was my childhood why were our parents not outraged
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My Crazy Musical Life
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
Most accurate post I have ever read.
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my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock
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❒ single
❒ taken
✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset
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Harry Potter and the Year Nobody Got A Haircut.
Harry Potter and the goblet of flowing locks
Harry Potter and the Half-Priced Extensions
DEAD.
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what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti
party in my uterus everyone’s invited
what i don’t
how
that would be so messy
And blood isnt
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Ellen can dance out of anywhere.
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If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
“Cool”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
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deducing-the-doctor-with-destiel:
i made a harlem shake
the official tumblr harlem shake
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